solidmercury: bruisebanner: princeofkokoros: what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
daisyfairy: googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
nargles-stole-my-tardis: para-moriarty: cbbred: nicoosuxx: Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is.
My academic career →
twerkerella: 2005: Present:
connuh: my favorite video ever
bagelchips: shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
theclearlydope: How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
commanderinqueef: _ _ _ _ | |__ (_) |_ ___| |__ ___ ___ | '_ \| | __|/ __| '_ \ / _ | __| | |_) | | |_| (__| | | | __|__ \ |_.__/|_|\__|\___|_| |_|\___|___/
WHEN I TRY TO SOUND INTELLIGENT ON A FIRST DATE
howdoiputthisgently: EXPECTATION: REALITY:
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever