June 2012
May 2012
solidmercury:
bruisebanner:
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
daisyfairy:
googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
nargles-stole-my-tardis:
para-moriarty:
cbbred:
nicoosuxx:
Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is.
My academic career →
twerkerella:
2005:
Present:
Watchconnuh:
my favorite video ever
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
theclearlydope:
How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
commanderinqueef:
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tyleroakley:
WHEN I TRY TO SOUND INTELLIGENT ON A FIRST DATE
howdoiputthisgently:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
arlingtondr:
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
