May 2013
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
scraggay:
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
tumblebin:
ghiralicious:
livingenough:
swimminginmavin:
hurpthederp:
iwillmindfuckyou:
gameandwatch:
kushdrinker:
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
Don’t Hug me I’m Scared
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
Now let’s all agree, to never be creative again
w0mbatical:
canadumb:
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
thank god for photoshop and a printer
all my hard work has payed off
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
hungarian:
guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball
